Sunday, September 27, 2009

A New Cig to Jones For

Hey, there's a new brand of cig on the market. It's called the electronic cigarette. It apparently emits no smoke and is therefore not a hazard to those persons occupying the same piece of earth as you. Instead of smoke, the tobacco and "flavoring" filled electronic cancer stick produces a vapor that seeps into your lungs and bloodstream. Might make a neat stocking stuffer for the kids or your local crack addict. But at least now you can have "no mess, easy clean up" text sex followed by a clean electronic smoke. Jeepers, what will they make you Jones for next?

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